On behalf of the Mayo Clinic, i would like to present "How to Diagnose Wooden Boys" by Honest John (M.D.) and Gideon (P.A.)
Let's take a see here...
Gideon prepare the note-taking for the diagnosis.
The boy has no pulse... in-ter-es-ting.
Hee hee, I love this below pose.
Hmmm, his breath is reeks of pine, and his uvula appears to be a cluster of splinters.
Not only that but the boy sees spots.
What's the diagnosis?
I see, this is worse than I had anticipated.
We'll have to get him to an MRI
... and by MRI I mean wood-chipper.
...and by wood-chipper i mean an all expense paid visit to PLEASURE ISLAND!