On behalf of the Mayo Clinic, i would like to present "How to Diagnose Wooden Boys" by Honest John (M.D.) and Gideon (P.A.)

Let's take a see here...

Gideon prepare the note-taking for the diagnosis.

The boy has no pulse... in-ter-es-ting.


Hee hee, I love this below pose.

Hmmm, his breath is reeks of pine, and his uvula appears to be a cluster of splinters.

Not only that but the boy sees spots.

What's the diagnosis?

I see, this is worse than I had anticipated.

We'll have to get him to an MRI

... and by MRI I mean wood-chipper.

...and by wood-chipper i mean an all expense paid visit to PLEASURE ISLAND!
